Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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