I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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