it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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