its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
it's like iHOP with fire
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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