I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
