WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you win again, gameday.
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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