he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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