Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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