Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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