God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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