His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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