Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
