we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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