He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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