The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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