You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
now i know why i became what i already was.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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