You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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