Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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