we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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