i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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