So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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