so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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