He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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