were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
