No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I party with great urgency now.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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