YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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