WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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