I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize