It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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