She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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