nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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