spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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