This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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