The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
My liver just had a heart attack.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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