call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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