I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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