i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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