Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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