Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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