You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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