Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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