Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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