chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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