At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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