i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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