ugly people sure do ruin things
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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