Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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