Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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