It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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