I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Your penis caused this!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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