I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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