"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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