So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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