I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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